if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten
"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."
U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
*calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened